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Important information for salaried employees

Bank Balance
First Week : 10000
Second Week : 1000
Third Week : 100
Fourth week : 10

Conveyance
First Week : Auto ("I can afford it")
Second Week : Share Auto ("I would like to share. I am selfless!")
Third Week : Bus ("Public figures should travel by public transport")
Fourth week : Walk ("Good for health")

Girl friends
First Week : Eena, Meena, Tina ("I can BUY love")
Second Week : Meena, Tina ("I have enough girl friends")
Third Week : Tina ("I am loyal to her")
Fourth week : "Huh! There is no pure love on earth!"

Mobile Maintenance

First Week : Frequent outgoing calls ("This is what mobile is invented for")
Second Week : Restricted outgoing calls ("I should not create unnecessary traffic on mobile lines")
Third Week : Rare outgoing calls (" Mobile should be used in urgent situations only")
Fourth week : Only incoming calls ("I am not going to call her until she calls me")


And last....but not the least...





Eating out
First Week : "Come, let's go to TGIF and freak out!"
Second Week : "Man, there is nothing in Hut . Let's go to Food Street ."
Third Week : "The best place to booze on earth is our house itself. What say?"
Fourth week : "Heavy Fats are injurious to health"