I am the Genie
A husband takes his wife to play her first game of
golf.
Of course, the wife promptly hacked her first shot
right through the window of the biggest house adjacent
to the course.
The husband cringed, "I warned you to be careful! Now
we'll haveapologize and see how much your lousy drive is going
to cost us."
So the couple walked up to the house and
knocked on the door.
A warm voice said, "Come on in." When they opened
the door they saw the damage that was done: glass was
all over the place, and a broken antique bottle was
lying on its side near the broken window.
A man reclining on the couch asked, "Are you the
people that broke my window?"
"Uh...yeah, sir. We're sure sorry about that," the
husband replied.
"Oh, no apology is necessary. Actually I want to thank
you. You see, I'm a g enie, and I've been trapped in
that bottle for a thousand years. Now that you've
released me, I'm allowed to grant three wishes. I'll
Give you each one wish, but if you don't mind, I'll
keep the last one for myself."
"Wow, that's great!" the husband said. He pondered a
moment and blurted out, "I'd like a million dollars a
year for! the rest of my life."
"No problem," said the genie. "You've got it, it's the
least I can do. And I'll guarantee you a long, healthy
life!"
"And now you, young lady, what do you want?" the genie
asked. "I'd like to own a gorgeous home complete with
servants in every country in the world," she said.
"Consider it done," the genie said. "And your homes
will always be safe from fire,burglary and natural
disasters!"
"And now," the couple asked in unison, "what's your
wish, genie?"
" Well, since I've been trapped in that bottle and
haven't been with a woman in more than a thousand
years, my wish is to sleep with your wife."
The husband looked at his wife and said, "Gee, honey,
you know we both now have a fortune, and all those
houses. What do you think?"
She mul! led it over for a few moments and said, "You
know, you're right. Considering our good fortune, I
guess I wouldn't mind, but what about you, honey?"
"You know I love you sweetheart," said the husband.
"I'd do the same for you!" So the genie and the
woman went upstairs where they spent the rest of the
afternoon enjoying each other. The genie was
insatiable.
After about three hours of non-stop fun,
the genie rolled over and looked directly into
her eyes and asked, "How old are you and your
husband?"
"Why, we're both 35," she responded breathlessly.
"Really?! Thirty-five years old and both of you still
believe in genies?"
golf.
Of course, the wife promptly hacked her first shot
right through the window of the biggest house adjacent
to the course.
The husband cringed, "I warned you to be careful! Now
we'll haveapologize and see how much your lousy drive is going
to cost us."
So the couple walked up to the house and
knocked on the door.
A warm voice said, "Come on in." When they opened
the door they saw the damage that was done: glass was
all over the place, and a broken antique bottle was
lying on its side near the broken window.
A man reclining on the couch asked, "Are you the
people that broke my window?"
"Uh...yeah, sir. We're sure sorry about that," the
husband replied.
"Oh, no apology is necessary. Actually I want to thank
you. You see, I'm a g enie, and I've been trapped in
that bottle for a thousand years. Now that you've
released me, I'm allowed to grant three wishes. I'll
Give you each one wish, but if you don't mind, I'll
keep the last one for myself."
"Wow, that's great!" the husband said. He pondered a
moment and blurted out, "I'd like a million dollars a
year for! the rest of my life."
"No problem," said the genie. "You've got it, it's the
least I can do. And I'll guarantee you a long, healthy
life!"
"And now you, young lady, what do you want?" the genie
asked. "I'd like to own a gorgeous home complete with
servants in every country in the world," she said.
"Consider it done," the genie said. "And your homes
will always be safe from fire,burglary and natural
disasters!"
"And now," the couple asked in unison, "what's your
wish, genie?"
" Well, since I've been trapped in that bottle and
haven't been with a woman in more than a thousand
years, my wish is to sleep with your wife."
The husband looked at his wife and said, "Gee, honey,
you know we both now have a fortune, and all those
houses. What do you think?"
She mul! led it over for a few moments and said, "You
know, you're right. Considering our good fortune, I
guess I wouldn't mind, but what about you, honey?"
"You know I love you sweetheart," said the husband.
"I'd do the same for you!" So the genie and the
woman went upstairs where they spent the rest of the
afternoon enjoying each other. The genie was
insatiable.
After about three hours of non-stop fun,
the genie rolled over and looked directly into
her eyes and asked, "How old are you and your
husband?"
"Why, we're both 35," she responded breathlessly.
"Really?! Thirty-five years old and both of you still
believe in genies?"
