Craps I get everyday in my inbox...

This is not a mail actually, but kinda funny so I thought i'll share it with you guys,
Yesterday when I was on my bed, just then my girlfriend came up jumping,

"Hey my mobile ring tone is kinda old and boring"

I was feeling sleepy so I said –"Okay!! Congrats…"

She said- "Congrats?? What for??"

I said- "That you discovered your ring tone is boring"

I was skeptical about her ring tone because ever since she downloaded it, everyday she forced me to listen to it and praise it..

She made a long face and said – "I want a new ring tone."

I was tired like hell so I said – "Ohh okay fine, I'll try to find one..."

She said – "NOW!!!"

I said-"No honey, I am tired, I'll get you one, but NOT NOW…"

She said –"I want it NOW….."

When you are up against a woman, A woman whom you love (even by mistake..), you've got no chance. I knew that there's no point arguing because either way I wouldn't get to sleep, So I decided to give up and search the ring tone for her

I switched on my Computer opened Google n searched for Ring tones.
Google gave me a bunch of sites, I opened some random sites in new tabs (God bless Opera!), then suddenly I saw this site –
Free ring tones -http://www.thethinktanksoftware.com/ringtones.html

I was like wow, why the hell do I need to spend my $$ when I can get ring tone for free, so I clicked on the link, and I had this page open saying –

"Every has a ring tone now is your chance to get yours. Try and be cool for once and download a fresh tone today."

So far so good, I was impressed. So went on reading –

"Shakira has the # 1 ring tone right now and you can download it now. It's super easy just enter you cell number and confirm a text message you get."

"Hummmm!!! So does it mean that Shakira too uses this site??" I asked my self...

"The latest rage right now is the mosquito ring tone. This is the ring tone that only kids under
20 can hear and is currently used by many kids because they can use it in school without adults hearing the ring"

Wait a minute….Did I read Mosquito Ring tone???? Is it like a mosquito buzzing in your ears, every time you try to sleep??

"Hell!! Who would be so stupid to download a mosquito buzz in his mobile??" I asked my girlfriend, laughing lightly.

She gave me a nasty look and said – "I do..."

I said – "No, you don't. You are kidding, aren't ya?"

She said – "Look at my face, do I look like i am kidding..."

I said – "Duh!! Why the do you want this mosquito ring tone?? Ain't you enough to ruin my naps??"

Ignoring the second part of my question She said- "You are stupid, didn't you see, the website is saying that it's the latest buzz and since I am under 20 I can hear it and no body will know that my cell phone is buzzing.."

I said – "Ehh, they are businessmen, they would sell crap saying it's the most precious stuff of the world , it's their job..."

She said – …..

I said -…..

And blah blah blah...

So I ended up downloading that mosquito ring tone for her mobile, proving again the fact that If you are up against a beautiful woman, specially whom you love, you've got no chance.
That's the moment and this is the moment, I haven't slept even for a minute. WHY?? Because whenever I try to sleep her "NEW, NOT SO BORING, LATEST BUZZ OF THE MARKET" ring tone starts buzzing, giving me a feeling that I am surrounded by a thousand mosquitoes….Like I have not had enough….

YAWN…………………….

Posted by The Webmaster on Friday, June 30, 2006 at 5:35 AM | Permalink